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\n<\/p><\/div>"}. References Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion? My apologies, how silly of me. Your secrets are always safe with me. Bullies feel a sense of power if they see that you're upset. Dont feel bad; there are a lot of people with no talent whatsoever. Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance! Its rare when you show any. yes you!! If i dont answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work? When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet. Big foreheads can suit a person very well and may even add to a person's personality. I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one, A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! Because thats where most accidents happen, you are so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet, youre so ugly that if hellen keller got her vision back and you were the first person she saw she would choose to be blind again, you look like somthing i would use to wipe the floor, last time i saw some one with a face ;like yours was at the zoo, its times when i wee your face that i wish i was blind, omg sorry i thought i was looking at the moneys at the zoo i didnt realize it was just you, lol when your bigger than your personality. So youve changed your mind, does this one work any better? Stupiditys not a crime, so feel free to go. Youd be glad you did and the jerk would be pissed, just like Homer Simpson in the pic below. People like you are the reason I work out. how long did it take you to come up with that "burn"? It's good to practice these things so your mind is sharp when it happens. 16. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. Just look at the guys in the pic below. I was at the zoo. Below youll find the best of them. ", much. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. 91. Thank you for the great ideas! Youre just like a bag of Huggies, self-absorbed and full of shit. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. I couldnt warm to you if you were on fire. Its too little to go wandering off on its own. Had a laugh with our funny insults? Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, Don't look like you're scared. Not a sip, not a swallow, the whole friggin bottle. Two wrongs dont make a right, take your parents as an example. 7. If you like these clean good burns, please share this page with all you friends right now because these burn jokes will definitely amuse your friends. If you dont, you might end up regretting it because the other person will think they won the argument. If your brain exploded, it wouldnt even mess up your hair. 54. In your case theyre nothing. This article helped me so, "I used to be the nerd in the school just because I wear sight glasses. You know you seem really interested on my forehead. Add new comments you recently thought of at home, copy from websites, anything. 2. No, I checked my receipts, and I didnt buy any of your bullshit. I bet If you run the way your mouth does, youd be in good shape. The best part of you is still running down your old mans leg. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. Excuse me, youre mistaking me for someone who gives a shit. There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket! Watch for patterns and make note of what worked and what didn't. yes you!! There is even a 5head club, which Urban Dictionary defines as, "When someone's forehead is so big, that it can no longer be called a forehead. "My body is not your business." WebThe best comebacks make you look mature. A good comeback is one that makes the other person look foolish for insulting you. 78. 81. Just keep rolling your eyes; maybe it will find you a brain somewhere. Funny big forehead jokes and forehead puns make for the best of roast humor. 75. Dont bother leaving a message. LOL, I forgot the world revolves around you, my apologies, Were you born on a highway? % of people told us that this article helped them. Youre so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didnt come back. It is a 5head.". These rude comebacks are perfect for that occasion.if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'humoropedia_com-leader-3','ezslot_16',606,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-humoropedia_com-leader-3-0'); If you have an annoying brother, this list is for you. 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Or did your neck just throw up? WebComeback for big forehead So, I have quite a big forehead, luckily not a receding hairline at all. The only problem with this one is that some people think it is too outdated. ? Reply goes You missed so many periods that im sure youre pregnant., Girl 1: would you wear socks if you had no feet. 22. Are you always an idiot, or just when Im around? Yes, I talk like an Idiot. 21. Make another comeback! This article contains incorrect information, This article doesnt have the information Im looking for, By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls, Big Forehead Jokes And Hilarious Responses To Them, 40 Best Trombone Jokes And Puns That Don't Blow. I dont know what makes you this stupid, but whatever it is, its working. Youre a whole lot worse. Ill tone it down. Use this when you were genuinely caught up in a moment and didnt intend to disturb anyone. Make an earnest comeback aimed at stopping the behavior. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up? Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. You must have been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen. Have you been shopping lately I heard in the mall they are selling lives. Youre so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator. WebSavage Comebacks You should come with a warning label. Plus, theres awesome bonus content. You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about. Welcome to I Should Have Said where we teach verbal self-defense and how to stand up for yourself the easy way. You shouldn't have to deal with constant insults from a bully in any situation. 12. Try to have a conversation with her to try to get at the root of the Tom Brady is welcome back with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the event the 45-year-old retiree wants to make another NFL comeback, according to general manager Jason Licht. At least I am still better looking than you! 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